I am on a waiting list for a Google implant…

Forget about boob implants I reckon the next best things will be a “Google implant“… any parents out there will know what I mean by that.
Tonight yet again I am left brain dead after another gruelling day of questionings from my thirsty 7 years old. He wants to know everything!
Today was no exception…I barely lifted my upper lid that the questions started: You know Easter…it always starts with “you know…” the chosen topic, and : “how does it work?” I have very little time to gather my evidence, he is waiting and he is not prepared to be fooled. On a good day I will really try to get to the bottom of the task. On other times, times when I really can’t be a… then I turn into an automated mode: ” I don’t know, we better find out… and hope “he” will go back to his playmobils. But he never does and when I am stucked I then turn to Google. That’s assuming internet is not far otherwise I have it! …that is when I started thinking about Google implants…I have been told the waiting list is very long…