I thought for a sec that I should cut down on caffeine when I saw my Christmas tree move earlier on today…I knew it would not be long before this fluffy thing caught up with the Christmas biscuits hanging down the tree…I am considering using catnip on the tree…never mind the pine smell…
Bein Ouai did try to “kill” his sister in our local swimming pool with a couple of foam pads that skilfully landed on her wobbly teeth…I always enjoy making him write letters of apology – for one it is nice for the victim to feel the support – for two…they crack me up!
Another tranquil morning breakfast…eyes open…body on auto- pilot mode and an inquisitive 9 year old for company…
-Mum….
-yesss…
-I know why you’re not as fat as daddy…
At that stage I am bracing myself for the worst…what’s about to come next could potentially cause a dent in the self-esteem of all parties and body parts involved…
-Why? (biting my lips at the same time…)
-Well, in my book it says that the average male lungs weigh about 1 kg while female lungs weigh 930g…
-Ahhhh!!!…actually I didn’t. (self-esteem intact yesss!)
Thank you Glenn Murphy your book: “How loud can you Burp” – has made my week special – I am updated daily with facts on things that I would have never imagined before….it is literally a life changing experience!
Did you know that the loudest burp is 110 dB? to put it in perspective it is as loud as a roaring motorbike! Can you imagine!!!? See…you are hooked I knew it!
Other fact: my son has been practising burps ever since…sheeesh…
